My First Foray into Blogging
Today is my first foray into the blogging world.

It is not the first day, however, that I've pooped my pants.

I also threw up today...it wasn't my fault, though. I have been feeling under the weather lately, but one of daddy's friends decided that I was some sort of rag doll and proceeded to shake me up and down after I had just eaten cut up hotdogs for dinner. She's a nice enough lady, but I wish she and all of daddy's friends would realize that I am a human being for crying out loud...I'm not some sort of primordial being with no backbone, crawling from a cesspool to valiantly try walking on land for the first time.

I am going to bed now. I will blow kisses because I've been instructed to do so, and daddy's friends seem to find it so amusing...I guess once you get older, you are entertained by lesser things.

More to come later...